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Rehab is for quitters.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
7 out of 5 people don't really understand fractions.
A tree NEVER hits an automobile, except, of course, in self defense.
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
Dolphins are so intelligent! With only a few weeks of contact, they can train Americans to walk up to the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory animals.
Wouldn't a self-addressed envelope be addressed 'envelope'??
If you can read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence 'If you can read this, you've just wasted your time on reading the sentence' - Twice!
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
It's not Area 51 that I'm worried about--it's area 1 through 50!
Every election, Mickey Mouse looks better and better as president.-Duncan Long
What is the speed of dark?
If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
Very serious: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?